Eternal Life!
A guy is walking along a Vancouver beach when he comes
across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it
a rub. A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.
The guy thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live
forever."
"Sorry," says the genie, "I'm not allowed to
grant eternal life."
"OK, then, I want to die after the government balances the
budget ,eliminates the debt and abolishes the Senate.
"You
crafty little bastard," says the genie.
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