I Can Hardly Wait to do This

Everyone in North America can identify with the issue of receiving junk mail that is sneaked in with our utility bills.  You scratch your head and wonder why some goon has put a coupon or some advertising for something completely unrelated to the bill you have been sent. Well, the marketers of that product have struck a deal with your utility company, and have piggy backed on them to reach a whole  new audience. But, there you sit, with a pile of recycling that should never have been yours to deal with.  Read on, it can be fun to deal with this without having to sort and deliver unrequested junk mail.
The next time you find your utility bill stuffed with one of these, do this

Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express. Send a pizza coupon to Citibank. If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send them their blank application back!

You can definitely have fun, and get your recycling done very efficiently when you receive a free postage paid envelope. It costs them nothing if you throw them away! The postage was around 50 cents and increases according to the weight. In that case, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool little, postage-paid return envelopes. 

What fun!  You can even send the envelope back empty if you want to just to keep them guessing! It still costs them 60 cents.

Remember -- you are keeping the postal service happy. Kind of a make work project that you have devised by recycling through the channels that caused the problem in the first place.