THE TRAMP. Kids

Trampoline, that is.  My granddaughter has such fine silky hair, static electricity builds up in her hair every time she is on the trampoline.  I am very much looking forward to seeing this for myself, instead of in a photograph.  And the time is near. I wonder when she is going to begin to give a 'fake' smile?

Here is a tidbit that my grandson would love to pass along to others, but I am sure his mother would slap me if I told him:

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

 Do you think that perhaps I have lost my ability to interact with others appropriately?